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The front artwork — a sleepy figure tucked into blankets as tiny alarm-people burst around — blends playful dark-humor with gentle protest: “Alarms are a form of discrimination against girls who are so sleepy.” Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt layers easily under a jacket or wears alone with jeans. Wear it on weekend coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or lazy mornings when you want your vibe to say “please don’t wake me.” The relaxed crew neck and classic fit keep movement easy, and the tear-away label prevents irritation so you can actually snooze in comfort. 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