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The shirt pairs a soft, classic black canvas with a bold front graphic: large, muted-lettering above a colorful cluster of reef fish and corals. It feels casual and confident—an easy layer for coffee runs, market strolls, or low-key hangouts. Wear it slightly oversized for a laid-back silhouette, or tucked into high-waist denim when you want the artwork to take center stage. 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break-word;\"\u003e35.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length (from center back), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: 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faithful companion to your everyday weirdness. The front features a small, medieval-style illustration and hand-lettered line that reads like a private joke between you and anyone who gets your sense of humor. Lightweight but substantial, the shirt holds print detail crisply and keeps its shape through washes — a low-key piece that slips easily into crowded cafes, late-night streams, or casual meetups where irony and comfort share the same room. Short sleeves and a relaxed crew neckline make it easy to layer under flannels or oversized jackets, while the subtle vintage illustration gives outfits a quietly clever edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors (medium weight 180 g\/m²) for breathable, durable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves\/labels and DTG for main artwork to preserve fine detail\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified with tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty for comfort and confidence\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":52429202555100,"sku":"77148193025102241101","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ 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style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; 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Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. 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The front artwork — a sleepy figure tucked into blankets as tiny alarm-people burst around — blends playful dark-humor with gentle protest: “Alarms are a form of discrimination against girls who are so sleepy.” Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt layers easily under a jacket or wears alone with jeans. Wear it on weekend coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or lazy mornings when you want your vibe to say “please don’t wake me.” The relaxed crew neck and classic fit keep movement easy, and the tear-away label prevents irritation so you can actually snooze in comfort. 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Lush illustrated blooms bloom across the chest beneath the cheeky line “Can I Hit Your Vape?” — a design that feels equal parts retro band tee and backyard summer humor. The medium-weight fabric drapes comfortably, while the ribbed collar and tubular construction keep the silhouette clean and familiar. 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