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style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e A soft, sturdy crewneck sweatshirt with a bold, vintage-comic graphic that leans into irreverent workplace humor. The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband keep the shape after repeated wear. The graphic sits cleanly on the front chest, framed by roomy sleeves and a relaxed, classic fit that layers easily over tees or under jackets. 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